But he's still shit , right?

As many other people have said in the last 24 hours, I've never seen anything like the Champions League final last night.

If you didn't see the final or you hate football, I pity you. I really do.

It was one of the most amazing sporting spectacles ever , but what made it all the more amazing was how ironic it all was.
I mean, when was the last time you saw an Italian team concede 3 goals in 45 mins let alone 6 minutes.
Secondly, Smicer scored for the scousers. How often has that happened?

And finally, that crock of shit Polish Goalkeeper (Jerzy Dudek) made the most amazing double save that I've ever seen and saved two crucial penalties in the shootout.

At the end of the match he was so incredibly happy.
I'm delighted for him.
He could be the worst goalkeeper in the history of goalkeepers for the rest of his career and it wouldn't matter.

But as I said in the title, he is shit , right.

Super Birthday

Today is Super Lisa's birthday.
She is now 28, which probably means i've known her (not in the biblical sense) for nearly 10 years.
I've enjoyed every minute of it.

Happy Birthday Darling.
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How stupid do they think we are?

I was reading the Sun a while back. Don't worry, I don't buy it , I just read it if its knocking about the office.
A friend of mine (not like Donny Brasco is a friend of mine) showed me this website which the sun had highlighted as "magic".
He was astonished at how the site seemed to be able to read your mind and show you the symbol which corresponded with the number you were thinking of.

At least 5 million of our population read this "newspaper" and some actually vote for whoever the paper supports.

If you want, click on this link.
See how long it takes you to work out how it works.

P.S. Many of those sun readers still think its magic. Please say you don't.

And she didn't even say goodbye!

Where are you Biiitch, we used to have so much fun, you drive me crazy, somebody tell me where she's gone.

Maybe she went back to Marakesh.

Whatever, she gone now.

27 Fucking years

Not many people visit this site, so its probably safe that i won't offend any scummer fan.

Most people who know me will tell you that apart from loving west ham and crewe alex, my main football dream was to see the dirty fuckin scummers relegated from the top flight.

So many times have my hopes been dashed in recent years as they have managed to regularly stay up on the last day of the season. Fuckers.

I have waited 27 years for this moment (since i was 5 years old).
I thought that it might be a bit of an anti climax when it did eventually happen.

Not a bit of it.

Byyyeeee scummers. Enjoy getting beat at fortress Gresty Road next year.

But i'm still not content.
I won't be truly happy until they get relegated to the Beazer fuckin homes 25th division and go financially bust.

I know this is a bit conspiracy , but maybe Harry faked a fall out with milan and purposefully took them down. And with his son on board too.

Laugh, I nearly shat myself.

Time at the bar gentlemen please

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Super Dario Land

So anyway, it's Half Time in the last game of the Coca Cola Championship season.
My boys are 1-0 down at home to Coventry with ex alex legend Dele Adebola coming back to haunt us.
Things didn't look good. We had to win our last game and hope that Brighton lost to Ipswich or Gillingham didn't beat already relegated Nottingham Forest.
Effectively it wasn't in our hands, but I did think that if we could somehow win, either Forest or Ipswich would do us a favour.
The problem was, we hadn't won since our New Years day defeat of the mighty Leeds. That's 20 games for all you beautiful game dodgers.

I thought we were gone but my Dad had a strange feeling things would change.
Although I trust my Dads opinion when it comes to football (it was his fault that I love football so much and why I follow The Alex) my bookmaker head made us massive favs for the drop.

In the 54th minute our luck began to change when Higdon found the Coventry net from about 10 yards.
Sadly by the 61st min Notts Forest defender Andy Melville had put thru his own net to make it Forest 1 : 1 Gillingham. At this point we were still going down.
In the 72nd minute varney crossed for Steve Jones to tap in from 2 yards.
Fuck me, we're winning!!! and as it stands we're safe.
COME ON FOREST, COME ON IPSWICH (Sorry Andy).

77th min FUCK IT, Gillingham have scored. We're going down.

85th min Bopp scores for Forest. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

90 mins. We escape the drop by one goal.

My Dad the soothsayer.
Arise Sir Dario.