That's Wells funny
My friend Cath (of the curly variety) sent me this joke.
It's funny.
A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into ASDA with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through The entrance. The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to ASDA, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?" The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike, you dickhead?" "Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice!"
posted by Bunny @ 8:31 AM
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5 Comments:
It's nice when people send you jokes and stuff isn't it? I know it brightens up a dull day at work for me :-)
Oops - forgot to say Michele snet me!
What a perfect reply!
Michele sent me this way.
I love when folks use humor to cut down mean-spirited people. They totally don't know what to expect, which makes it all the more fun!
Popped by from Michele's this time. Hope your weekend's off to a lovely start!
blogs are not funny! it's 9.26 on monday morning, and iv'e just spent 40 minutes trying to create a mo fo blog spot account through google or somesuch just so i can farking well reply. i work in an office, i'm the data manager for christs ake, so i'm hardly computer illiterate. i had to retype passwords endlessly, sometimes when i'd typed them they mysteriously stole half the letters then told me to reenter a password of more than 12 characters!!!! each time the thing crashed out or didn't like what i'd done i had to retype that peculiarly fonted non word that stops computers creating things en masse themselves (do we really have to hide from the machines on blogs???) i finally set up a blog - called 'i don't want a blog' becasue it was the only thougth going through my mind when i was being forced to set one up just so i could reply to you (the main reply was re the conjoined twins btw...this rant is just in response to having to go through the pain of replying) (have considered just emailing you this - but now i've got this far...) so, then i had to log back on to the blog and then it wouldn't accept the bleedin password...so i had to set up another blog with another username and finally got round it by not finalising the blog and it then seemed to accept the password - or maybe it was just being monday morningish and too slow to accept the password as quickly as i wanted it to??? anyway have now wasted nearly an hour on all this....hope you got home ok last night,,,we had gridlock for about an hour - fun!
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