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Dear Grant,

Last night, I was surfing Blogworld when I came across your ridiculous blog.
I was quite disgusted by the horrendous language and repulsive turn of phrase which you use to highlight your pitifully childish life observations.

You are a perfect example of why our great country is in the state it is today. No wonder are prisons are full.

We should bring back National Service, so that you scumbags can learn a bit of respect.

And as for the stupid canine homosexualist game linked to your last article, I have just one thing to say....
"That little doggie is so cute".

Yours,

Nona

P.S. Stop calling me. It's over.