DVD Hell

As the title suggests, I'm in DVD recorder hell.

I bought this thing for the sole purpose of watching the whole of the world cup.

It's got timeslip so I can get in from work, press play and watch every game.

Can I get the damn thing to work?

No, Technology Moron Mans superpower ensures that he can never work out new technology and always has to ask for help.

I thing I'm driving SuperLisa mad with my inability to control my usually non existent temper.

The phrase "Computer says no" seems to encompass all technology evils.