Don't give up the day job!

My mate from home, Pat Hellyer, texted me yesterday with the good news that he is now a Father. Little Sophie was born on 25th and both her and Mum(Sam) are fine.
When I heard that Sam was pregnant all those months ago I was driven to write a Limerick about it.
It went as follows;
There was a young woman called Sam
Who wanted to fill her new pram
She loved my mate Pat
Who some called the Hat
So put in the pram a Bam Bam.

Anyway, Congratulations Pat and Sam.