Talk about the living dead

I recently read a post from X on sleep deprivation.
As much as I feel pity for the lad, I couldn't help thinking that he doesn't know how good he's got it.
I only say this coz of a report I heard about a year ago. It sounds unbelievable but if true , at the very least, challenges our whole understanding of the functions of sleep.
How bored is she?
I'm thinking about giving her a call on behalf of my employers.
At least then she'll be able to entertain herself by having a bet on the Yankees to beat the Red Sox at 3am (Eternal).