Dreamin of a white Christmas

My mate Danny Robins (well actually he's a schoolfriend of Richards but we're on first name terms so...) called me at work today to ask me if I'd appear on his radio 1 show on Friday morn.

My task was to give him an idea what the appropriate prices would be for the songs he played, to be Xmas number 1 this year (grammatical crap but no bother).

He played me The Crazy frog, Nizlopi (the JCB song), Cold Play and his own novelty record called Winterval.

I kinda got caught on the hop coz although he called me 30 mins earlier to prepare, a busy afternoon at S.J. meant very little homework.

I just hope I don't sound like the idiot I am although I usually sound like a pre-pubescent boy on the phone so perhaps I would prefer to sound like a twat.

For some reason, I adopted a Fluff Freeman not arf kinda voice for the interview.

I just couldn't help it.

Anyway, the show goes out on Friday Morning from 3:00 a.m. so if you wanna here an ex bookie talkin shop tune in.

Oh, and the bit where Danny asks me "if the crazy frog was a horse where would it finish?" and I answered "Still running", I wanted to say "it will still be running boxing day danny".

What can I say, I froze, it being my radio debut and all.

Please God, don't let Moyles get hold of it.