Laugh, I nearly shat myself.

My friend from my old place of work sent me an e-mail with a number of gags.

The following totally floated my boat.

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.

First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.

The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

"Can you read this?" the optician asked.

"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."

Thanks Debbie, you haven't half brightened up my day.